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Saturday, 26 July 2014

Reviews Archive: September 2005 - August 2007

   
Idiots Of Ants, Pleasance Courtyard, Edinburgh

Idiots Of Ants are one of the most hyped sketch groups performing at this year's fringe - but, sadly, did not live up to the marketing.

The group - Andrew Spiers, Benjamin Wilson, Elliott Tiney and James Wrighton - can certainly act, but there was little originality in what they wew1wa 5re doing. Sketches about TV sports show theme tunes or sexual stereotyFpes are unlikely to set the town ablaze, and it was no surprise to learn the group has been going for less than a year.

I suspect that pushy parents have masterminded their premature debut at the fringe, along with sponsorship from Charlie's Special Reserve, Jeffery-West, Jelly Bean and Hawes & Curtis (there you are - I've plugged all of them!). But it takes more than snazzy black suits and fashionably pointy shoes to make a great comedy show.

Too much, too young!

Chris Wilson
August 2007


John Hegley Elevenses, John Hegley, Pleasance Courtyard, Edinburgh

John Hegley has a wonderful way of connecting with people.

The veteran comedy poet likes to make his craft accessible to all, mingling his thoughts, memories and feelings with a sharp wit and inventive use of language.

This show is a mixture of songs and poems, focusing particularly on his time growing up in a bungalow in Luton.

Strongly nostalgic in its tenor, his work examines his relationship with his parents, teachers and football team, and his sexual awakening.

Hegley's singing is somewhat in the Billy Bragg mode with genuine emotion being ladled into every word.

His poetry is not all comedic. His tribute to the late mother of a friend, which he wrote for and performed at her funeral, is deeply moving.

His interaction with the audience was strong. He seemed to be putting great and cautious thought into his responses to the oblique comments made by a gentleman parked in a mobility scooter in the front row.

And asking another audience member to provide live interpretation of a French poem was a comedy masterstroke.

By the end of the show, Hegley was on a giant swing, recalling his introspective days swinging in the back garden of his parentsÕ home in Luton.

It was so evocative, you felt you were back in the 1960s in that garden with the young John Hegley.

Chris Wilson
August 2006


Comprehensive, Steve Day, Lindsay's, Edinburgh

In the early days of his career, deaf comedian Steve Day was in danger of sounding like a one-trick pony.

Most of his material was about his disability, a 70 percent deafness, and he did not appear entirely confident with it.

Now Day has come of age. His performance in this basic but pleasant free venue was absolutely wonderful.

It should be said that the prospect of a comedian talking for an hour about the comprehensive schools system did not augur well. However, Day made the show so much more than that.

He looked at why today's parents are so afraid of letting their children out of the house to learn about life on their own, meaning that from dawn to dusk, kids constantly have an adult looking over them.

Day spoke from the heart about the difficulties of caring for his five children - in yarns that would resonate with every parent, rounded off with great punchlines.

When Day did tackle disability, it was with an entirely new slant Ð talking about the so-called 'Three Monkeys' - of having being persuaded, against his better judgment, to feature in a TV show shot at last year's Fringe about a blind comic, a deaf comic and stuttering comic, with some midgets thrown in for good measure at the flat they had to share.

There were some massive laughs in this material, and it became clear that in terms of performance and material, Day has moved up to the premier league of stand-up.

It was great to see him range from topic to topic as the mood found him, while making it all look seamless.

Day has acquired the confidence to become angry on stage, to openly question the dubious and surprising politics of deafness, and lend a completeness to his performance which was previous lacking.

Steve Day could and should become a big star. Let us hope that prejudice against the free Fringe venues does not hold him back.

Chris Wilson
August 2006


Simon Munnery's AGM, The Stand, Edinburgh

Simon Munnery is a deliberately chaotic performer. He combines great comedy writing skills and a somewhat geeky charm with the burning desire to give almost any comedic idea a go.

Perhaps this is why you never tire of him. No two Simon Munnery shows have much in common.

Over the years he has pioneered the use of computer technology in comedy and dropped it like a microchip, ranted and rave as Alan Parker Urban Warrior and performed straight stand-up.

Munnery looks more relaxed than ever with a show that combines a variety of showbiz talents and ends up with him taking the audience down to t' pub.

He was playing the harmonica as they entered the gig with comedian mate Boothby Graffoe accompanying him on guitar.

After some gags and bantering with the audience, Munnery announced the meat of the show - a one-man Sherlock Holmes play with him playing Holmes, Dr Watson and Mrs Hudson with the aid of only one prop - a deerstalker.

Unfortunately Munnery had genuinely lost it and the hunt for the hat revealed his detective skills to be unimpressive.

'I need clues,' he said looking under stools and guitars.

When the vital prop was eventually found, the play got underway and proved hilarious, debunking the myth that Holmes was a competent detective.

Terrific stuff!

Chris Wilson
August 2006



Winston Churchill Was Jack The Ripper, Andrew O'Neill, Smirnoff Underbelly, Edinburgh

Andrew O'Neill is a comedian to watch.

He has steadily improved over the past few years and is an increasingly popular fixture at the Fringe.

This show could not help but capture the imagination.

The mere notion that Sir Winston Churchill was Jack The Ripper is amusingly preposterous. Yet it is just about possible. Churchill was 13 at the time of the horrific killings in 1888 and living in London (at Harrow).

Andrew O'Neill argues his case with great aplomb, drawing on circumstantial evidence, ChurchillÕs writings and recorded speeches.

By the time he is finished it is hard to deny that Sir Winston Churchill was indeed Jack the Ripper.

What makes this show effective is the high level of detailed research, the offbeat style of Andrew O'Neill's comedy writing, and his surreal flights of fancy, which pointed the finger of blame at a standing dog and a police horse, until Churchill was finally traduced for the sadistic murders.

Not everyone has got the joke.

A reviewer for a Scottish newspaper complained that the evidence seemed tenuous!

The audience. however, loved the show, in which O'Neill showed off his skill for accents and love of the absurd. 23w

It is a fine piece of work by a comedian who stands every chance of becoming a household name.

Chris Wilson
August 2006


 The Goodies Still Rule OK! Tim Brooke-Taylor & Graeme Garden Live on Stage, Assembly Rooms, Edinburgh

The Goodies are like a test of age.

If you live in the UK and are aged 40 or oldwer, you will know quite a lot about the intrepid trio, one of the hottest acts on British television in the 1970s.

If you are much younger than 40, you have probably never heard of them.

So the Music Room was full of people of a certain age, with a sprinkling of youngsters from Australia where The Goodies' classic shows are apparently screened incessantly.

The first shock was how old Tim Brooke-Taylor and Graeme Garden looked. It should not have come as a surprise - but it did.

In an instant your mental image of them was aged by 30 years.

Bill Oddie, a more familiar face on television, was present only on the video screen although they used this so deftly his physical absence was not a problem.

The show is fascinating and entertaining in equal measure.

The history of the Goodies, as parallel Pythons, was very interesting; the clips from the shows were hilarious and the bits of performance in between added to the levity.

Perhaps the show was too long and some of the gags laboured.

Reflecting on The Goodies' body of work, however, you realised what damn good comedians they were.

Chris Wilson
August 2006


Boothby Graffoe With Nick Pynn: Release U Win Tin, The Stand, Edinburgh

Watching Boothby Graffoe, you can never be sure whether he gives a fig.

He is one of the great comics from the early days of the stand-up circuit but you get the distinct impression he is a bit tired of it all.

All the same this show is most enjoyable, combinating Graffoe's quick wit with his fine singing voice and guitar playing, accompanied by superb instrumentalist Nick Pynn.

'WeÕve had some reviews,' said Graffoe, 'We're quite good.'

As if to prove the point, he went to tell a string of gags with varying degrees of success.

The Brighton ghost ride routine was a winner as was the Frenchmen sketch while the black new act story fell flat.

'It's not my material,' said Boothby trying to excuse himself, 'I bought it for 100 quid.'

The music was great. The alphabet song was entertaining especially Graffoe's struggle to remember the lyrics.

And the England football song summed up the national feelings towards our not-quite-good-enough national football side better than a thousand jingoistic soccer anthems could have done.

Graffoe did not labour the theme of the show - the campaign to release political prisoner U Win Tin, leaving that to the slideshow.

Overall it was enjoyable while leaving room for improvement during the run.

Chris Wilson
August 2006


La Clique, The Spiegel Garden, Edinburgh

The buzz surrounding La Clique is such you come to the show with high expectations. It does not disappoint.

La Clique is a whirlwind of variety featuring some of the most spectacular acts to ever perform under canvas.

Opera singer Ali McGregor's moving opening performance set the tone for a show packed with delightful surprises.

Los Hermanos Macana, Argentine brothers, danced the fastest and most remarkable tango imaginable.

Incredible Rubberman Captain Frodo married sharp comedy with double-jointed skills, dislocating limbs to guide his body through with a 10-inch wide stringless tennis racket!

Guests The Caesar Twins draw gasps of amazement with their daring and acrobatic physical theatre.

Contortionist Gula Karaeva is as beautiful as she is supple. Lena Gutschank's aerial performance with hoops was utterly riveting.

Even when trans-gender stripper Bridge Markland's clothes were removed, you could hear people asking each other: 'Is it a man or a woman?'

All female eyes were glued to muscular youngster Robert Choinka's gymnastic display, especially when he took off his shirt.

Viktoria Lapidus hula hooping skills were equally remarkable.

Top of the bill were the Skating Willies, a couple who rotated at enormous speed on a little ring precariously perched on the stage.

When they persuaded a girl from the audience to get up on stage and then lifted her and spun her round, the audience was euphoric.

It was an amazing, unforgettable night - the most thrilling show I have seen in a decade at the Edinburgh Fringe.

Chris Wilson
August 2006


Confessions of a Paralysed Porn Star, Sarah-Louise Young, C Central, Edinburgh

This show is supposed to hinge on two Sarah Louse Youngs: Sarah-Louise Young (with a hyphen), a little known actress and newish comedian, and Sarah Louise Young (without a hyphen), the highly successful and wealthy star of pornographic films and magazines who retired in 1997 at the age of 26 and is now training to be a lawyer in Germany.

So, you would expect the little-known actress to have done detailed research on her namesake pornography star from which the writing and the comedy of the piece would emanate.

Sadly, the delving for facts appears to have ended at a cursory reading of Sarah Louise's CV on the internet which must have taken all of 10 minutes.

There is no evidence from the show that there has been any real attempt to get beneath the skin of the pornography star and her extraordinary life.

The show is in effect no more than a front for a cabaret performance of Sarah-Louise's good cabaret singing voice.

There is no doubt the audience enjoyed some of her songs, but why was Sarah-Louise pretending to be paralysed? And why was she wearing a red PVC nurse's outfit and fishnet stockings. It all went unexplained.

Unfortunately Sarah-Louise the actress is not much of a comedienne Ð and neither is her sidekick Michael Roulston.

Her timing is poor and her material even worse. And when she started whining on about existentialism, you felt it was time for her to shut up shop and go home.

It was a great shame. This baffling and terrible production did not do justice to a good idea. Instead, Sarah-Louise the actress seemed to be looking down her nose her more successful and richer namesake who she constantly referred to as 'Porno Sarah'.

If she had taken the trouble to track and meet her nemesis, as any half-decent journalist would have done, she would have realised Sarah Louise was the one controlling her own destiny in an unpretentious and lucrative career trying to make pornography beautiful.

Chris Wilson
August 2006

Reviews Archive: September 1997 to January 1998

September 1997 – January 1998


SHOOTING STARS & THE FAST SHOW LIVE, Labatts Apollo, Hammersmith

TO enjoy Shooting Stars, you have to appreciate the crazy humour of Vic and Bob, and the fact that they can get Mark Lamarr and Ulrika Johnson to join in with the bizarre evening.

There were other guest, too: Leo Sayer, Lisa Ianson, Jeff Green and one of the Nolan sisters. They were not necessary to the evening, but purely there to be a butt of jokes.

It was a great way to see a dying form of cabaret.

The Fast Show was what the audience was there for though. With everyone knowing the catchphrases and all the characters as if they were family.

The skill with which the show was structured with sketch smoothly following sketch was impressive, and kept up with the theme of the show that its name suggests.

I'd highly recommend the live show to fans of the TV programme.

But some of the jokes tended to go over the heads of people not familiar with the series. If you are a newcomer to delights of Paul Whitehouse, Charlie Higson and company, I suspect you'd miss out on most of the fun. And taking into account the high door prices, I wouldn't bother to see this show, if you're in that boat.

STAR RATING (out of five): **** for fans, ** for non-fans

M. Newton


FRIDAY NIGHT AT THE AZTEC, CRYSTAL PALACE
 

IT was my first time at this club above a Mexican restaurant but not my first time watching Al Murray, the Pub Landlord. There was only one other act on the bill, with the exception of the amusing compere, and that was R Dave, an entertaining Scouser with a good line in self-deprecating wit and Scouse-knocking humour.

Perhaps he was on slightly too long. But he had good patter and gags and was a very enjoyable warm-up.

After an extended interval and lots of problems with the microphone along came the Pub Landlord. Having seen him over the last couple of years in Edinburgh, I knew what to expect - but he's still breathtaking.

His act is not only great comedy, it's also a great piece of acting and performance. The audience was into it from the word go and Murray got better and better as we became more and more entranced. Despite more microphone hassle, he was quick and clever, crude and erudite.

There's no doubt Al Murray should be seen live - and on TV much more, as well.

STAR RATING (out of five): ****

ANTHONY LILLEY


LES KEEN, THE COMEDY CAFE, LONDON EC2.

LES Keen was a worthy headline act for a Thursday night at the Cafe, sporting a good range of material performed with hilarious facial expressions.

But it was a mistake for the Cafe to put on Irish old timer Vincent Hayes as a surprise, extra act. To top a good headliner when the audience are tired and ready to go home, you really need a star, or at least a very sharp and lively performer.

Hayes looked like something the cat had dragged in. His set was slow and confused and for me turned the end of the evening into one big anti-climix.

George Egg, the opening act, had also been weak. His sick humour and feeble comic magic left me as cold as a corpse.

The fact that he got his biggest laugh by stripping naked, showing off his corpulent form and large tattoo, says it all.

Conor Moloney was fair to middling. But his material - on meeting his girlfriend's parents, having orgasms etc. - was highly predictable. Moloney's a man you can afford to miss.

STAR RATING (out of five): **

Zoe Smith


JOHN HEGLEY AND NIGEL, Bloomsbury Theatre, WC1

JOHN Hegley entertained us with a combination of stories, poems, songs (accompanied by Nigel), a slide show, dancing, a bit of French - and even a few jokes.

All was based around Hegley's life and a cosy atmosphere - almost reminiscent of school - formed, possibly aided by the large number of students in the audience.

The venue was good, although I wasn't so sure about the silver streamers making up the set.

And Hegley's tone throughout was friendly and comfortable allowing the audience to relax into the performance, forgetting their worries and enjoying themselves.

STAR RATING (out of five): ***

M. Newton


BELLY LAUGHS, CROYDON

GLOBETROTTING Nick Wilty took the audience on a comedy tour of the world - leaving some of them with jetlag.

He's a good turn and excellent storyteller, but has to be careful not zip, verbally, from one country to another too fast. But his Kenneth Williams impression went down a treat.

Supporting acts Stuart Goodman and Pamela Philips also did themselves proud, and MC Charlotte Palmer created a friendly atmosphere - bribing the audience with crisps.

STAR RATING (out of five): ***

Penelope Petre


NEW ACT NIGHT AT THE COMEDY CAFE, EC2

AN astonishingly-strong line-up of new comedians thrust themselves into the limelight at Comedy Cafe, though in all truth some of them were experienced hands.

Mickey Flanagan won the night with a blisteringly-funny set which was flawless in its delivery and pace. He was an extremely hard act to match.

Howard Reed had a good bash at it, however, with more offbeat material than Flanagan and some neat comic ideas, and gagmeister Andy McConnell, audience interaction king Alexander Graham and most of the other acts also made their mark.

It turned out to be a very different night from the one I expected arriving at the venue to find rotund Ricky T dying on his behind and being heckled from the bar by the club's owner.

STAR RATING (out of five): ****

John Behrens


SATURDAY NIGHT AT THE COMEDY BREWHOUSE, ISLINGTON, LONDON N1.

A DRUNKEN and unruly audience added unnecessary tension to this new comics' night in north London.

The evening kicked off fairly soberly with newcomer Ian Bainbridge starting his act with an old opening line, Dave Holland telling some good Cliff Richard jokes in an otherwise scatty act, and Paul Coombs cracking his corny gags too fast.

After the first interval, character comedian Tommy Fate - probably the best act of the night - told bizarre shaggy sheep stories to loud heckling from the back of the room where a large group of increasingly-sozzled yobs had placed their smelly butts.

Gay comic James Holmes looked like he was dying for his first two or three minutes on stage, but using the techniques of therapy, on which he bases his act, he managed to work a minor miracle and get the audience back on his side.

After the second interval, matters took a turn for the worse. The uncouth yobs at the back had turned into a baying mob, giving comics little chance to get their acts heard.

Only Tony Hindle managed to ride the storm and only by plunging the show into the gutter: concentrating on strong knob jokes and mooning at the audience. Not a pretty sight!

STAR RATING (out of five): *

John Behrens


SEAN PERCIVAL, COMEDY CAFE, EC2.

WITH his shoulder-length hair and strong West Midlands accent, Percival could be a mutant Slade member transported to today from the seventies through a comedy time warp.

Nonetheless the Dudley lad came up with goodies at the Cafe, with a fast and imaginative set that never lost its way.

His sex gags are his best material: sex and Steve Davis; women priests and child abuse; strip searches and his G-spot.

It was enough to make one old bag in the audience shout "that's disgusting" and then talk loudly over the rest of the performance!

Supporting act Harry Denford, of South London, is a massive bloke. But this male Jo Brand has great stage presence and some fine lines. It's a shame he struts up and down constantly on stage, like a caged tiger at London Zoo.

Newcomer Paddy Bramwells did all right. He has OK delivery and good accents but his material is all too familiar: domestic cats, the cruxification, yawn. . .

Overall, it was not a bad night's entertainment.

STAR RATING (out of five): ***

John Behrens


DOWNSTAIRS AT THE KING'S HEAD, CROUCH END, LONDON

LACONIC Alan Francis faced an unexpected challenge - a middle-aged skinhead heckler who had an old score to settle.

Despite a torrent of abuse from the yob, Francis kept his cool, putting down his adversary with great panache.

The skinhead, who claimed to have suffered in a restaurant because Francis had jumped the queue, was silenced by the Edinburgh lad's wit.

Other acts Mickey Flanagan, a cheeky Cock-er-ney with some crafty material, and magician Ian Keable, also worked their magic.

STAR RATING (out of five): ****

Penelope Petre


Dave Thompson at JOE'S COMEDY MADHOUSE, London N16.

DAVE THOMPSON headlined the 21st night of the Madhouse - at a cracking new venue in Stoke Newington - in magnificent form with some great new material and wonderful seasoned gags.

The capacity audience chanted "Tinky, Winky" as he approached the stage - a reference to the Teletubbies role from which Thompson was fired over the summer.

But the maestro brushed his greeting aside with a knob gag and went on to deliver one of the best sets the Madhouse has ever seen.

He was ably supported by gay comic Simon Bolton, dealing wickedly with a juvenile and sozzled heckler at the back.

And newcomer Kevin, whose split personality act came as a total surprise, rounded off a good evening of comedy.

STAR RATING (out of five): ***
Juliet Loblich


TUT 'N' SHIVE COMEDY CABARET, HIGHBURY CORNER, LONDON N1

IRANIAN funnygirl Shappi Khorsandi was polished and punchy, headlining an excellent night of new comedy talent at this little club in Islington.

Khorsandi has come on in leaps and bounds of late, playing the audience skilfully before getting into her regular material - being Iranian, her dad's appalling grasp of English and working as a nude life model when you're a bit on the fat and hairy side.

Actor Mike Eaves showed his potential with a gentle set that relied heavily on his stage skills. But not as heavily as Daniel Kitson whose proud boast of having no act is undoubtedly true. The talented drama student makes up with a lot of spontaneous fun, offbeat banter and brass neck.

STAR RATING (out of five): ****

Juliet Loblich


HERSTERICS, Highbury Corner, London N1

ANOTHER weird night at this female-comics-only club!
 

American comedienne Justin Rosenholtz pretty well died on her arse doing an extended set, and it was hard to say quite why.

Her material was weak, but much of it was passable; her style of delivery was OK; perhaps her humour was simply too American in its feel for the British audience.

Catherine Tate did better, although too many of her gags are on being ginger, and there was something very irritating about her.

Overall, Hersterics has too much nervous energy for a small club. Compere Laura Shavin manically strides up and down the corridor outside the room between her links, which are generally very low in humorous content and a bit too school teachery.

What's more, headline act Sally Holloway was shaking like a leaf with stage fright - a factor that certainly did not enhance her performance.

STAR RATING (out of five): ***

John Behrens


GRADUATION NIGHT AT THE BULL, HIGH BARNET, LONDON

THE London Evening Standard invited punters to see a "crucifixion" at the graduates' performance night that marked the end of The Bull's comedy course - and they turned up in their droves.

First on was Ava, who quickly won over the baying hounds in the audience. Next was Shappi Khorsandi whose superb set about her Middle Eastern background had the crowd in stitches.

After the interval came deadpan Joe Wilson whose gags both shocked and amused. Another newcomer, Donald Hunter, put in a major effort and won some laughs, but struggled to remember his gags on stage. And American headliner Daisy Gardner was superb. No nails or cross had been needed after all.

STAR RATING (out of five): *****

-- John Behrens


JOHNNY VEGAS, The Talk of London, London

THE master of the metaphor was on superlative form with a show that takes the pee out of pathos - and puts the potty back into pottery.

Vegas's power over the audience is extraordinary, but he does not abuse it. Even hecklers are left with a warm glow and a one-minute tea pot for keeps.

STAR RATING (out of five): *****

John Behrens.


MARK THOMAS, THE BUCCANEERS COMEDY CLUB, THE HOPE, LONDON W1

THE amazing Mark Thomas performing in a pub's upstairs room little bigger than a broom cupboard. It hardly seems credible - but it happened at the Second Anniversary bash of the Buccaneers Comedy club.

Headliner Mark is the ultimate pro - with a gift for judging his audience, a wonderful sense of movement, and brilliant subversive material.

His drugs material may owe something to the late, great American comic Bill Hicks, but there is no doubting Thomas's political knowledge or commitment - he blows the likes of Ben Elton away in that department. And the intelligence behind his jokes is remarkable for a stand-up working at any level.

All the same, an extraordinarily drunk woman in the audience continually interrupted Mark Thomas when he was progressing onto his most challenging material. A shame, but with a name like Buccaneers, you could hardly refuse the crew their ration of rum.

STAR RATING (out of five): ****

John Behrens.


AL MURRAY - THE PUB LANDLORD, Comedy Cafe, London

IF there was any doubt that Al Murray is the king of the character act, this evening dispelled it.

He performed an electrifying set as The Pub Landlord, a character he has successfully taken way beyond what you would have thought possible.

In a wide-ranging set, Murray even got into mathematics: Cockneys + Place = Fight.

Therefore, Fight - Cockneys = Place, or Fight - Place = Cockneys. And Fight/Cockneys = ...er... Anyway, just go to see him!

STAR RATING (out of five): *****

Peter Guest


HERSTERICS, Islington, North London

BRUMMIE lass Jo Enright worked her Birmingham background beautifully with some sharp material about growing up in one of England's less-admired cities.

And she also played up her lack of height in a most pleasant performance at this club for female stand-ups.

At the other end of the class spectrum, tall and posh former model Lucy Bayler was superb poking fun at her life with the smart set.

STAR RATING: ****

Juliet Loblich


Hitchcock's Half Hour, Joe's Comedy Madhouse, London N16.

CREATIVE double-act Hitchcock's Half Hour performed a highly-inventive set to the evident delight of the Madhouse audience.

Coupling razor-sharp impressions with character acting and surreal stand-up, Neil and Tom really put Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer to shame.

Kate Tym also stormed the show with a blue set which left little to the imagination.

After that, who would have thought a comic could have lowered the tone of the evening? Jimbo managed it, proving the line between comic genius and total insanity is indeed a thin one.

Four others comedians, Meryl O'Rourke, Dave Holland, Conor Moloney and Dave Webb, also entertained with verve, rounding off a good evening.

STAR RATING (out of five): ****

John Behrens


GINA RYAN, Hersterics, Tut and Shive, Islington, London.

RYAN is a large woman carrying a heap of emotional baggage - some of it funny, much of it just sad.

She won laughs easily from the predominantly gay female audience at this club which puts on only women acts. But her talk of anti-depressants and her loveless marriage coated her performance in pathos, and was all too believable.

Moreover, perhaps, the Essex girl jokes are a too little dated for 1997. Ryan should use her talent to tackle more original material - and try to leave the cliches behind.

Catherine Tate, who on before Ryan, was hardly polished, but had some passable gags about being a red head. She, however, is a hell of a long way to go before she really starts to make waves in the comedy world.

STAR RATING (out of five): ***

John Behrens


TERRY TITTERS'S FULL LENGTH, New End Theatre, Hampstead, London

CHARACTER actor Terry Kilkelly's attempt at a parody of a washed-up, alcoholic club comedian - and his equally-sleazy sister and gay brother - was neither remarkably funny nor well observed.

It is doubtful whether telling a load of worn-out old jokes as part of a feeble send-up is any better than doing it sincerely. Unless you're really desperate, steer well clear.

STAR RATING (out of five): **

John Behrens