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Reviews Archive: September 2005 - August 2007

   
Idiots Of Ants, Pleasance Courtyard, Edinburgh

Idiots Of Ants are one of the most hyped sketch groups performing at this year's fringe - but, sadly, did not live up to the marketing.

The group - Andrew Spiers, Benjamin Wilson, Elliott Tiney and James Wrighton - can certainly act, but there was little originality in what they wew1wa 5re doing. Sketches about TV sports show theme tunes or sexual stereotyFpes are unlikely to set the town ablaze, and it was no surprise to learn the group has been going for less than a year.

I suspect that pushy parents have masterminded their premature debut at the fringe, along with sponsorship from Charlie's Special Reserve, Jeffery-West, Jelly Bean and Hawes & Curtis (there you are - I've plugged all of them!). But it takes more than snazzy black suits and fashionably pointy shoes to make a great comedy show.

Too much, too young!

Chris Wilson
August 2007


John Hegley Elevenses, John Hegley, Pleasance Courtyard, Edinburgh

John Hegley has a wonderful way of connecting with people.

The veteran comedy poet likes to make his craft accessible to all, mingling his thoughts, memories and feelings with a sharp wit and inventive use of language.

This show is a mixture of songs and poems, focusing particularly on his time growing up in a bungalow in Luton.

Strongly nostalgic in its tenor, his work examines his relationship with his parents, teachers and football team, and his sexual awakening.

Hegley's singing is somewhat in the Billy Bragg mode with genuine emotion being ladled into every word.

His poetry is not all comedic. His tribute to the late mother of a friend, which he wrote for and performed at her funeral, is deeply moving.

His interaction with the audience was strong. He seemed to be putting great and cautious thought into his responses to the oblique comments made by a gentleman parked in a mobility scooter in the front row.

And asking another audience member to provide live interpretation of a French poem was a comedy masterstroke.

By the end of the show, Hegley was on a giant swing, recalling his introspective days swinging in the back garden of his parentsÕ home in Luton.

It was so evocative, you felt you were back in the 1960s in that garden with the young John Hegley.

Chris Wilson
August 2006


Comprehensive, Steve Day, Lindsay's, Edinburgh

In the early days of his career, deaf comedian Steve Day was in danger of sounding like a one-trick pony.

Most of his material was about his disability, a 70 percent deafness, and he did not appear entirely confident with it.

Now Day has come of age. His performance in this basic but pleasant free venue was absolutely wonderful.

It should be said that the prospect of a comedian talking for an hour about the comprehensive schools system did not augur well. However, Day made the show so much more than that.

He looked at why today's parents are so afraid of letting their children out of the house to learn about life on their own, meaning that from dawn to dusk, kids constantly have an adult looking over them.

Day spoke from the heart about the difficulties of caring for his five children - in yarns that would resonate with every parent, rounded off with great punchlines.

When Day did tackle disability, it was with an entirely new slant Ð talking about the so-called 'Three Monkeys' - of having being persuaded, against his better judgment, to feature in a TV show shot at last year's Fringe about a blind comic, a deaf comic and stuttering comic, with some midgets thrown in for good measure at the flat they had to share.

There were some massive laughs in this material, and it became clear that in terms of performance and material, Day has moved up to the premier league of stand-up.

It was great to see him range from topic to topic as the mood found him, while making it all look seamless.

Day has acquired the confidence to become angry on stage, to openly question the dubious and surprising politics of deafness, and lend a completeness to his performance which was previous lacking.

Steve Day could and should become a big star. Let us hope that prejudice against the free Fringe venues does not hold him back.

Chris Wilson
August 2006


Simon Munnery's AGM, The Stand, Edinburgh

Simon Munnery is a deliberately chaotic performer. He combines great comedy writing skills and a somewhat geeky charm with the burning desire to give almost any comedic idea a go.

Perhaps this is why you never tire of him. No two Simon Munnery shows have much in common.

Over the years he has pioneered the use of computer technology in comedy and dropped it like a microchip, ranted and rave as Alan Parker Urban Warrior and performed straight stand-up.

Munnery looks more relaxed than ever with a show that combines a variety of showbiz talents and ends up with him taking the audience down to t' pub.

He was playing the harmonica as they entered the gig with comedian mate Boothby Graffoe accompanying him on guitar.

After some gags and bantering with the audience, Munnery announced the meat of the show - a one-man Sherlock Holmes play with him playing Holmes, Dr Watson and Mrs Hudson with the aid of only one prop - a deerstalker.

Unfortunately Munnery had genuinely lost it and the hunt for the hat revealed his detective skills to be unimpressive.

'I need clues,' he said looking under stools and guitars.

When the vital prop was eventually found, the play got underway and proved hilarious, debunking the myth that Holmes was a competent detective.

Terrific stuff!

Chris Wilson
August 2006



Winston Churchill Was Jack The Ripper, Andrew O'Neill, Smirnoff Underbelly, Edinburgh

Andrew O'Neill is a comedian to watch.

He has steadily improved over the past few years and is an increasingly popular fixture at the Fringe.

This show could not help but capture the imagination.

The mere notion that Sir Winston Churchill was Jack The Ripper is amusingly preposterous. Yet it is just about possible. Churchill was 13 at the time of the horrific killings in 1888 and living in London (at Harrow).

Andrew O'Neill argues his case with great aplomb, drawing on circumstantial evidence, ChurchillÕs writings and recorded speeches.

By the time he is finished it is hard to deny that Sir Winston Churchill was indeed Jack the Ripper.

What makes this show effective is the high level of detailed research, the offbeat style of Andrew O'Neill's comedy writing, and his surreal flights of fancy, which pointed the finger of blame at a standing dog and a police horse, until Churchill was finally traduced for the sadistic murders.

Not everyone has got the joke.

A reviewer for a Scottish newspaper complained that the evidence seemed tenuous!

The audience. however, loved the show, in which O'Neill showed off his skill for accents and love of the absurd. 23w

It is a fine piece of work by a comedian who stands every chance of becoming a household name.

Chris Wilson
August 2006


 The Goodies Still Rule OK! Tim Brooke-Taylor & Graeme Garden Live on Stage, Assembly Rooms, Edinburgh

The Goodies are like a test of age.

If you live in the UK and are aged 40 or oldwer, you will know quite a lot about the intrepid trio, one of the hottest acts on British television in the 1970s.

If you are much younger than 40, you have probably never heard of them.

So the Music Room was full of people of a certain age, with a sprinkling of youngsters from Australia where The Goodies' classic shows are apparently screened incessantly.

The first shock was how old Tim Brooke-Taylor and Graeme Garden looked. It should not have come as a surprise - but it did.

In an instant your mental image of them was aged by 30 years.

Bill Oddie, a more familiar face on television, was present only on the video screen although they used this so deftly his physical absence was not a problem.

The show is fascinating and entertaining in equal measure.

The history of the Goodies, as parallel Pythons, was very interesting; the clips from the shows were hilarious and the bits of performance in between added to the levity.

Perhaps the show was too long and some of the gags laboured.

Reflecting on The Goodies' body of work, however, you realised what damn good comedians they were.

Chris Wilson
August 2006


Boothby Graffoe With Nick Pynn: Release U Win Tin, The Stand, Edinburgh

Watching Boothby Graffoe, you can never be sure whether he gives a fig.

He is one of the great comics from the early days of the stand-up circuit but you get the distinct impression he is a bit tired of it all.

All the same this show is most enjoyable, combinating Graffoe's quick wit with his fine singing voice and guitar playing, accompanied by superb instrumentalist Nick Pynn.

'WeÕve had some reviews,' said Graffoe, 'We're quite good.'

As if to prove the point, he went to tell a string of gags with varying degrees of success.

The Brighton ghost ride routine was a winner as was the Frenchmen sketch while the black new act story fell flat.

'It's not my material,' said Boothby trying to excuse himself, 'I bought it for 100 quid.'

The music was great. The alphabet song was entertaining especially Graffoe's struggle to remember the lyrics.

And the England football song summed up the national feelings towards our not-quite-good-enough national football side better than a thousand jingoistic soccer anthems could have done.

Graffoe did not labour the theme of the show - the campaign to release political prisoner U Win Tin, leaving that to the slideshow.

Overall it was enjoyable while leaving room for improvement during the run.

Chris Wilson
August 2006


La Clique, The Spiegel Garden, Edinburgh

The buzz surrounding La Clique is such you come to the show with high expectations. It does not disappoint.

La Clique is a whirlwind of variety featuring some of the most spectacular acts to ever perform under canvas.

Opera singer Ali McGregor's moving opening performance set the tone for a show packed with delightful surprises.

Los Hermanos Macana, Argentine brothers, danced the fastest and most remarkable tango imaginable.

Incredible Rubberman Captain Frodo married sharp comedy with double-jointed skills, dislocating limbs to guide his body through with a 10-inch wide stringless tennis racket!

Guests The Caesar Twins draw gasps of amazement with their daring and acrobatic physical theatre.

Contortionist Gula Karaeva is as beautiful as she is supple. Lena Gutschank's aerial performance with hoops was utterly riveting.

Even when trans-gender stripper Bridge Markland's clothes were removed, you could hear people asking each other: 'Is it a man or a woman?'

All female eyes were glued to muscular youngster Robert Choinka's gymnastic display, especially when he took off his shirt.

Viktoria Lapidus hula hooping skills were equally remarkable.

Top of the bill were the Skating Willies, a couple who rotated at enormous speed on a little ring precariously perched on the stage.

When they persuaded a girl from the audience to get up on stage and then lifted her and spun her round, the audience was euphoric.

It was an amazing, unforgettable night - the most thrilling show I have seen in a decade at the Edinburgh Fringe.

Chris Wilson
August 2006


Confessions of a Paralysed Porn Star, Sarah-Louise Young, C Central, Edinburgh

This show is supposed to hinge on two Sarah Louse Youngs: Sarah-Louise Young (with a hyphen), a little known actress and newish comedian, and Sarah Louise Young (without a hyphen), the highly successful and wealthy star of pornographic films and magazines who retired in 1997 at the age of 26 and is now training to be a lawyer in Germany.

So, you would expect the little-known actress to have done detailed research on her namesake pornography star from which the writing and the comedy of the piece would emanate.

Sadly, the delving for facts appears to have ended at a cursory reading of Sarah Louise's CV on the internet which must have taken all of 10 minutes.

There is no evidence from the show that there has been any real attempt to get beneath the skin of the pornography star and her extraordinary life.

The show is in effect no more than a front for a cabaret performance of Sarah-Louise's good cabaret singing voice.

There is no doubt the audience enjoyed some of her songs, but why was Sarah-Louise pretending to be paralysed? And why was she wearing a red PVC nurse's outfit and fishnet stockings. It all went unexplained.

Unfortunately Sarah-Louise the actress is not much of a comedienne Ð and neither is her sidekick Michael Roulston.

Her timing is poor and her material even worse. And when she started whining on about existentialism, you felt it was time for her to shut up shop and go home.

It was a great shame. This baffling and terrible production did not do justice to a good idea. Instead, Sarah-Louise the actress seemed to be looking down her nose her more successful and richer namesake who she constantly referred to as 'Porno Sarah'.

If she had taken the trouble to track and meet her nemesis, as any half-decent journalist would have done, she would have realised Sarah Louise was the one controlling her own destiny in an unpretentious and lucrative career trying to make pornography beautiful.

Chris Wilson
August 2006

Reviews Archive: September 2003 - August 2005

EDINBURGH FRINGE 2005
Danny Hurst - Uneasy Rider, Smirnoff Baby Belly

This is a charming show based on comic and actor Danny Hurst's brave decision to cycle from his home in Stoke Newington, North London, to Edinburgh for the Fringe.

He embarked on this mission without realising that one comedian had already done something similar last year and another had cycled more than 130,000 miles over a period of 17 years and was talking about it at this year's Edinburgh Fringe.

No matter. Danny Hurst's show is a winner because of the quality of his performance and interesting yarns about the journey, such as meeting a bloke who had once beaten him up years before.

A little gem from Danny Hurst!

Chris Wilson

August 2005


Come Again - The World of Peter Cook and Dudley Moore, Assembly Rooms

This intelligent examination of the complex relationship between Dudley Moore and Peter Cook was as thought-provoking as it was beautifully crafted by playwrights and critics Chris Bartlett and Nick Awde.

The productionn is a significant achievement with a script that gets beneath the skin of Moore's angst in the unhappy, failing marriage of two showbiz greats.

It takes us through the social divide between them to the pain of Cook's relentless barbs,often fuelled by alcoholism, to the power-shift in Moore's favour which cemented their "divorce" as a comedy partnership.

The acting is fairly strong throughout.

Kevin Bishop makes a marvellous Peter Cook, although he interprets the lines quite cruelly, portraying him as aloof at first, and pathetically desperate later on.

Kevin Bishop captures Dudley Moore perfectly - the voice and mannerisms are extraordinarily good.

My favourite performance, however, was given by Alexander Kirk, as smarmy chat show presenter Tony Ferguson. The awkward, symbiotic relationship between talk show guest and host is beautifully portrayed.

There were also some big laughs in the razor-sharp script.

The audience loved it all. This is a show to see.

Chris Wilson

August 2005


Phil Nichol - Nearly Gay, The Stand

Whenever he performs, Phil Nichol is mesmerizing.

The level of energy that he brings to the stage and the sharpness of its comedy focus cannot be ignored. This show is possibly his finest piece to date.

Stung by a dubious claim from gay comic Scott Capurro that he was homophobic, Nichol set out on a quest to find his own mauve side, hanging out with a gay mate, while at the Melbourne Comedy Festival.

In his yarn, this drive for inner-campness led to a series of misunderstandings which resulted in Nichol making not one but three romantic dates with a sensitive gay hairdresser called Stavros

Nichol delivers the story at breakneck speed but does not lose his audience for an instant, as, hilariously, embarrassment is piled on embarrassment.

It is a wondrous show with tremendously funny songs and a cracking finale, which I won't give away. (I'd die to see him do it in a gay club!)

Catch this show before it sells out!

Joe Wilson

August 2005


Ray Peacock and Son, Pleasance Courtyard

This dark creation by talented stand-up Ian Boldsworth is more of a play than a piece of pure character comedy.

As bigoted and bullyingYorkshireman Ray Peacock, Boldsworth pushes the envelope with a show that is both deliberately chaotic and anti-Fringe.

It is a dangerous road to tread and despite Boldsworth's strong performance, the format does not entirely work for him.

All the same, his supporting cast, Andrew Lawrence as Ray's son Darren, and Issy Suttie as a posh part-Jewish actress, are excellent.

. Joe Wilson

August 2005


Pear-shaped at Midnight, Holyrood Tavern

Edinburgh's "second worst comedy club" is rearing its bubbly head again - always my favourite night out at the Fringe.

Anything could happen at the legendary gig run by Brian and Vicky (Krysstal) whose double act has come on in leaps and bounds since last year, with improved timing and some very funny new lines on the night ("I'll never forget the night I forgot your name")

And what a Paula Radcliffe bill! By my reckoning, they crammed 14 acts into a two-and-a-half hour show - and the standard wasn't bad.

First act Tomi Walamies had some strong gags; second act the Cleaver Brother were quirky in their woolly jumpers, albeit not particularly funny; and third turn Wil Hodgson, a pink Mohicanned oodball had a great deadpan persona and highly original material.

The fourth act was Otto Kuhler who portrayed as a creepy German accordian player. The fifth act I missed because I was buying a pint! The sixth, Some, badly acted a sick sketch based at the vet's. The seventh, Toothpaste Expedition, were fairly weird. The eighth was the affable Peter Buckley Hill, a legend on the Fringe, who was good, even if he ended his set with the words: "I'm a cunt".

But this time it was getting very late and much Holyrood ale had been quaffed. I seem to remember the nineth act, Colin Owens, banging on about his wife being a lesbian, although I could be wrong. Nick Moffat, the 10th turn, was not bad but needed stronger material.

Eleventh act Steve Weiner had a funny set. The 12th act, Paul Doncaster, said he was a disillusioned teacher, although I am sure I heard him say "I teached" (rather than the correct "I taught") at one point.

Act Number 13 Lee Brace had good delivery but needs better material.

Finally, Ian Fox, who had dropped in for a drink and found himself headlining, was good, although, by this stage of the evening, the audience was not at its best.

Overall, another entertaining night at the Pear-Shaped. My hangover lasted for two days!

Joe Wilson

August 2005


Bill Hicks - Slight Return, Pleasance Courtyard

Actor Chas Early and his co-writer Richard Hurst have done something extraordinary with this show - brought the great Bill Hicks back from the grave in a utterly believable way.

Early's performance is nothing short of brilliant and the new Hicks-esque material could have been written by Bill himself from beyond the grave.

The funniest tribute you will ever see.

Chris Wilson

August 2005

EDINBURGH FRINGE 2004

Jeremy Lion's Happy Birthday

It is hard to equal a show as funny as last year's hit Jeremy Lion's Happy Christmas, but Justin Edwards has done it again. This is absolutely hilarious.

From the moment children's entertainer Jeremy Lion (Edwards) appears on stage, the laughs flow as fast as the booze.

Lion guzzles his way through red wine, lager and whisky as he shows off his trade secrets of making a small child's birthday special: a deranged octopus, dead monkey and model child in a pushchair.

Lion is a beatifully drawn character - extreme but still just credible - and the Beatles-obsessed pianist Leslie (George Cockerill) was again the perfect straight man.

At times the audience simply could not stop laughing.

A great show!

SHOW STAR RATING (out of five): *****

August 2004
Chris Wilson



  Julian Fox - New Spaces for Role Models, Edinburgh

This show was just as weird as I had expected.

As well as being a coffee shop obsessive, as he demonstrated in his previous show about the Seattle Coffee Company, it turns out Fox is also a planespotter.

And he is particularly fond of Gatwick Airport, to the degree that he hangs out there and has walked the perimeter fence in 'just under six hours'.

As someone who passes through Gatwick on the train twice every working day, I was actually quite interested in the history of the place.

But despite his collages, diagrams, monotonal songs and so on, Fox did not seem to have found enough material at Gatwick to sustain an entire hour.

So he supplemented it with a short film he had made on Brownsea Island, in Poole Harbour, a bit about Simon Le Bon and stuff about his Jewish faith.

A shame - because you left feeling that although the experience was quite enjoyable, something and nothing had taken place.

SHOW STAR RATING (out of five): ***

August 2004
Chris Wilson

Andrew O'Neill and James Sherwood, Apparently, Smirnoff Underbelly, Edinburgh

Andrew O'Neill and James Sherwood are two rising stars of the comedy circuit.

Apparently they have little else in common. O'Neill is an anarchist who dyes his hair red, Sherwood is a professional singer who could hardly look more ordinary. Yet they are both musical and share a cynicism about organised politics.

Their show opens with a very funny chat between them and then develops into character comedy laced with some straight stand-up.

I was very impressed with the repartee between them and the high qualify of some of the characters. Sherwood's vicar and O'Neill's occult expert were particularly good.

Sherwood's straight stand-up was not quite as strong, but, overall, this was a first-rate performances by two young comedians who are just going to keep getting better.

STAR RATING (out of five): ****

August 2004
Chris Wilson

Reviews Archive: September 2002 - August 2003


 EDINBURGH FRINGE 2003
 Lizzie Roper: Through My Keyhole, Gilded Balloon Teviot, Edinburgh
Lizzie Roper burst onto stage like a crazywoman, screwing up her face and making a lunge for a 20-year-old man in the front row.

Her mad girl persona - if it is indeed just a persona - was as frightening as compelling. You could imagine her doing almost anything, whether or not it was likely to get a laugh.

As Roper told of her failed relationships, pubic hair removal and dirty dancing sessions, she was tremendously emotive, contorting her facial features into the ugliest conceivable shapes.

The members of audience - once they had got used to being bellowed at - loved it. Even the young man in the front row gradually warmed to Roper's demands for sex.

Her characters were also strong, particularly the batty old woman, who abused all her relations, and sex industry worker who told her tragic tale while polishing sex toys.

Roper has found something really good here. She is a comedienne who is not afraid to reveal the negative side of her gender, portraying women in a manner few would find flattering.

STAR RATING (out of five): ****

August 2003
Chris Wilson



Jeremy Lion's Happy Christmas, Pleasance Courtyard, Edinburgh

Drunken children's entertainer Jeremy Lion was extraordinarily funny. Played by Justin Edwards (the tall one from The Consultants), Lion burped and hiccupped his way through a truly hilarious hour of Yuletide comedy, assisted on the keyboards by the morose Leslie (George Cockerill).

Doing a Christmas show at the Fringe in August was hardly an original idea. Big & Daft did one two years ago and it is very doubtful they were the first. Yet Edwards brought such freshness and satiric energy to the idea with a creation so washed-up, hopelessly addicted but well-meaning you could not help but guffaw.

When he accidentally swallowed a pint of brandy butter at the end of one brilliant section of the show, members of the audience were crying with laughter. There were people who couldn't control their mirth and giggled for minutes after the joke was over.

This shambolic songs, self-dissecting snowman and the Twelve Days of Christmas finale, which involved him drinking more than 20 glasses of wine in five minutes, were all exceptionally amusing. The final applause nearly took the roof off the little Pleasance Hut.

You'd be unlikely to see a funnier show at the 2003 Fringe.

SHOW STAR RATING (out of five): *****

August 2003
Chris Wilson



Miranda Hart - 'It's All About Me', Pleasance Courtyard, Edinburgh

The premise of this show is that a VIP was expected and so Hart needed to hold up the start of the performance until he arrived. Meantime, she chatted to the audience about herself and gave foretastes of the entertainment to come.

A huge poshly-spoken woman in dance pants, Hart proved a commanding presence, flirting outrageously with a man in the front row, arguing with her technician Candice (capably played by Anne-Marie Draycott) and demonstrating her mime with added spoken words.

Her performance was strong and the laughs came thick and fast. However, the question remained: What was the show parodying? Was it taking the rise out of posh people, dancers, performers in general or the entire Fringe? Hart's persona somehow lacked the veracity to be truly hilarious. She made good comedic use of her big-boned body but relied too heavily on her desperate-for-a-man act to which she regularly returned.

Overall, the show was also rather ponderous. Although Hart is clearly an able and appealing performer, there is still work to be done on her material.

STAR RATING (out of five): ***

August 2003
Chris Wilson



Topping & Butch - Take it Up the Octave, Pleasance Courtyard, Edinburgh

This late-night camp cabaret show inevitably appealed to a predominantly gay audience.

On a straw poll conducted by the performers, two-thirds of the crowd were gay men and the other one-third straight women or "fag hags" as Topping & Butch so charmingly called them!

As the only straight man present, this reviewer was surprised how accessible the show proved to a heterosexual male.

Much of their chat was powered by gay sexual innuendo but the songs were very witty, superbly performed and universal it their appeal.

Both performers wore bondage gear but were in other respects remarkably different. Topping is fat and old and with Denis Healy eyebrows; Butch young and thin with radiant teeth.

The contrast worked in their favour, and there was something quaintly old-fashioned about their act. In a different time, Noel Coward might have penned some of the lyrics and Topping & Butch would not have looked out of place in dinner jackets.

But the hilarious finale was bang up to date - a mini-musical about gay internet dating which made no bones about the lies unscrupulously told in the gay man's hunt for sex.

STAR RATING (out of five): ****

August 2003
Chris Wilson



Tut Tut, Miss Simpson, Pleasance Dome, Edinburgh

Comedy poetry is an acquired taste, and, in the wrong hands, it can be a horribly painful experience.

Jude Simpson's poems are about her feelings and desires and particularly on the relationship between men and women. She has an engaging manner and, to her credit, recites from memory, without the need to clutch a tatty book of poems - the annoying practice of many comedy poets.

However, listening to her was like enduring the emotional angst of a hormonal teenager. Her work said nothing new about love or sex and, sadly, was not particularly funny either.

There was no denying she was able to charm her audience. As the show went on, you found yourself liking her more and more.

Unfortunately the experiences related in her poems struck no chord with this reviewer. To find the kind of success John Hegley has enjoyed, Miss Simpson needs to be more imaginative and - to put it bluntly - pen better and funnier poems.

STAR RATING (out of five): ***

August 2003
Chris Wilson



Dara O Briain, Pleasance Courtyard, Edinburgh

O Briain is phenomenal. His act goes like a bullet, ripping the audience along on a comedy adventure.

On it, you learn about the Irishman's balloon safari, his IRA grandmother and the pitfalls of working as a presenter on Irish TV - all told with an enormous dollops of charm and vigour.

O Briain is a tremendously impressive stand-up who is adept at getting humour out of audience members but still leaving them feeling good about themselves.

When a young man made a leap for the door to the toilet (hoping he would not be picked on), O Briain had a field day, turning the bloke's actions into a brilliantly spontaneous routine.

There is a child-like quality to O Briain. He can see humour in almost anything and cannot help laughing at some of his own jokes.

His enthusiasm for his work is infectious and wonderful. It is hard to imagine him ever dying on stage or facing an audience he could not leave worn out with laughter.

A comedy gem!

STAR RATING (out of five): *****

August 2003
Chris Wilson



The Consultants: Boss, Pleasance Courtyard, Edinburgh

After being voted Best Perrier Newcomers last year, big things were expected of this trio of sketch-meisters. They did not disappoint.

The art of the mainstream comedy sketch has seemed, at times, in decline in recent years. The Consultants are doing their darndest to reverse the trend.

Their ideas are simple: merging management talk and nursery rhymes, using books titles in a love song about a librarian, dressing up as bumpkins for a yarn-spinning session, but the sharpness of the writing and the gusto of their performance are near perfection.

The audience generated gales of laughter at highlights such as the bristling competition between the absurd storytellers, the increasingly complex and crude bingo calls and the drunken love song.

My only criticism is that with their level of competence the Consultants could be more adventurous in their material and actually start to push the boundaries of comedy a tad.

As a piece of finely-tailored mainstream entertainment however, you could not fault this show.

STAR RATING (out of five): ****

August 2003
Chris Wilson



James Dowdeswell Explores Dowdesworld, Pleasance Courtyard Edinburgh

James Dowdeswell looks like a big kid, and has material to match.

He performs routines about cheese-rolling, Harry Potter and his school days in the West Country, and there's no doubt he is a competent comedian.

His regional accents are superb and his timing is good, but Dowdeswell is let down by the mediocrity of his stand-up material.

The punchlines of his jokes are often far too obvious, his gags too weak to be hilarious.

He is at his best when talking honestly about himself. However, as a comedian Dowdeswell cannot make a long-term career out of pretending to be 15. He needs more than fresh-faced looks, a silly hair style and a slightly lazy eye to underpin his persona.

His great strength is his skill at impressions. He might be better off going down the Rory Bremner route, focusing on his true strengths and not relying so heavily on his comedy writing.

But for all that, it was a fairly enjoyable performance. The small audience clearly liked him and that helped to bolster what was middling fare.

STAR RATING (out of five): ***

August 2003
Chris Wilson



Fred Macauley, Gilded Balloon Teviot, Edinburgh

Through his TV work, MacAuley is a big name in Scotland, and known to a lesser degree throughout the UK. So it was no surprise to find his audience was predominantly Scottish, and he responded with a lot of Scotland-related gags.

It was good material. His yarn about the Scots working classes he had met on a low-cost flight to London was strong and his labelling of the characteristics of people from different parts of Scotland was very funny.

He made hay with a man in the front row who could not stop giggling and spun into a routine about things Scotland had given the world. One helpful punter shouted: "John Leslie" which was apt, as Leslie and his girlfriend happened to be in the audience, something MacAuley either did not know or, decently, decided to completely ignore.

There was nothing particularly special about his act. In many ways he could afford to be more adventurous in his approach. But this was a solid and amusing performance from an accomplished performer.

STAR RATING (out of five): ***

August 2003
Chris Wilson



Dyball and Kerr- We Will Roof You, Pleasance Courtyard, Edinburgh

As a character comedy double act, Dyball and Kerr appeared to have plenty going for them, at least on paper. The show's concept - two country roofers trying their hands at showbiz - looked attractive, and the publicity material was appealing.

In practice, however, the show was hugely disappointing. The script was weak, with gags about Chunky the landlord and his famous multi-meat platters stretched well beyond their natural lifespan. The songs also grew tiresome and the show developed a repetitive feel.

As performers, Dyball and Kerr were not bad but didn't look convincing as roofers. A few years back, Al Murray shaved his head to play the Pub Landlord. Dyball and Kerr could not even be bothered to grow their own sidebacks, sticking on what were plainly strips of false hair.

The entire show had a thrown-together feel, padded out by parodies of impressions. Their audience interaction was good, winning some of the biggest laughs, but it was not enough.

At the end, one punter loudly remarked: "Was that it?" You could understand his frustration.

SHOW STAR RATING (out of five): **

August 2003
Chris Wilson



Birds, Underbelly, Edinburgh

Comic Phil Zimmerman has hit upon the idea of doing an eclectic set on birds.

While his co-stars, principally stutterer Jaik Campbell (pictured) and Steve Williams, decided to base their material on the more traditional issue of getting laid, Zimmerman chose his personal obsession with and terror of pigeons.

The trio are an affable and talented bunch, but I believe Campbell should make more of his genuine stutter.

As it is, it has led to a hilarious observational routine about attending an event staged by the National Stammerers Association. Apparently the bar queues were horrendously long!

Campbell's material is first rate but he needs to sharpen up his presentation and make stammering his comedic raison d'etre.

Zimmerman was excellent as always - all made stares and off-the-wall asides. But, like the others, he suffered from the low audience numbers at this venue which is not doing its performers any favours.

That's a shame because Birds is a show well worth seeing.

SHOW STAR RATING (out of five): ****

August 2003
Ben Dowell



An Evening with Munn and Diamond, Gilded Balloon Teviot, Edinburgh

The publicity material for this show warned festival-goers to "expect the unexpected" which, perhaps, should have been an omen for what was to come. However, this reviewer did not expect to see two Welsh women screaming abuse at each other in the comedy equivalent of a headbanging session.

The concept of their show was not an unfamiliar one: a rich Sloanie woman vying with a working-class bolshie one. What marked out Munn and Diamond was their remarkable lack of script, terrible timing and thoroughly low production values.

Few Fringe flops could have been as painfully poor. Hearing them bickering about use of the Welsh language, S4C and rap music was like listening to a greatly-amplified recording of a thousand paint scrapers while standing naked in sleet. It hardly needs to be said they performed to a silent and shell-shocked audience numbering around half a dozen.

Munn and Diamond need to ask themselves a couple of tough questions: Should we continue with this double act? Are we cut out for comedy?

If they decide to carry on, it is vital they work much harder on their writing and performing before making a return to the Fringe.

STAR RATING (out of five): *

August 2003
Chris Wilson



Tommy Tiernan: Tell Me A Story, The Pod, Edinburgh

The King of Comedy is back! From start to finish, this show by the great Irish storyteller was outstanding, beautifully delivered and absolutely hilarious.

Tiernan's comparison of how Mass is said in Australia and Africa was wonderfully funny, and his description of his three-year-old son's world was magical.

His material sounds totally true to life - even though some of it may not be - and is told with tremendous energy and an infectious sense of fun.

He even talked dirty. His finale, on trying anal sex with his girlfriend for the first time, had an hysterically-funny punchline which you could not see coming.

Only one grumble: the mediocre sound on that night was annoying as occasionally you could not hear clearly at the back.

But you couldn't pick fault with Tiernan's comedy brilliance.

SHOW STAR RATING (out of five): *****

August 2003
Chris Wilson



Alfie Joey's Mini-Caberet, Alfie Joey's Red Escort, Edinburgh

Few comedians would be courageous enough to stage an Edinburgh show in their car.

But encouraged by Perrier Award winner Daniel Kitson, that is exactly what Alfie Joey has done.

And what a total delight it proved! An audience of four crammed into his Red Escort, parked a stone's throw from the Pleasance Courtyard.

Alfie sat in the driver's seat and got us all chatting before kicking off the show.

He had devised a format in which each audience member asked him questions about his life from laminated cards.

The humour sprang from the stories attached to those aspects of his life and related experiences of the audience.

It was one of the few truly interactive experiences at the Edinburgh Fringe. For once, the audience had as much opportunity to talk as the performer, who brought out the best in them.

The hour flitted past. Former monk Joey's genius is that he brings out the best in people - because he thinks the best of them.

The audience, two Irish women - a mother and daughter - and shy young man from Bournemouth, clearly enjoyed the show enormously.

And they were highly amused by the occasional altercation between Alfie and a passing traffic warden who could not understand the car was a registered venue!

The event ended with Alfie giving everyone in the audience - all four of us - a souvenir key ring.

We left feeling we had made new friends.

Comedy magic!

SHOW STAR RATING (out of five): *****

August 2003
Chris Wilson



Andrew Clover, Supercub, Pleasance Courtyard, Edinburgh

This has to be one of the maddest shows at the Fringe.

Although called Supercub and featuring a cub's uniform, it was all over the place. At times you felt Clover's material was totally random.

He is clearly a talented improviser, although it was hard to tell what was improvised and what, if anything scripted.

The audience numbered around a dozen in a cavernous venue but, far from putting him off, Clover seemed to enjoy his failure to pull a bigger crowd.

You had the impression almost anything could come out of mouth - creative, funny, obscene, profane.

And when Clover asked an American in the audience to squirt him with a giant watergun if he overstepped the mark, it was no surprise he ended up soaked to the skin.

Crazily funny!

SHOW STAR RATING (out of five): ****

August 2003
Chris Wilson



The Dinks, Pleasance Courtyard, Edinburgh

This show has been a victim of the Fringe hype machine.

From the amount of fuss its promoters has been making about it, I assumed it would be very good, which made it all the more disappointing.

On the night I went, six members of the audience walked out - more than I have ever known quit a show during my six years covering the Fringe.

In fairness, it seemed slightly surprisingly. The show was somewhat less than mediocre rather than being an out-and-out stinker.

The Dinks - established stand-ups Tony Law, Dan Antopolski and Craig Campbell - are a kind of Big & Daft in search of a decent script.

Law has most of the funny lines and certainly is the star of the outfit.

His convincing performance bolstered a gang show desperately lacking a good plot and in need of a tough director.

The real problem with it was Dan Antopolski. He may be an accomplished stand-up, but he can't act for toffee.

Desperate Dan stumbled his way through his part, looking decidedly hesitant and uncomfortable in any dialogue with the others.

And when the gratuitious nudity started, you knew this was a production in deep trouble.

Overall the show had an over-confident and arrogant feel to it. But as the six who fled during the performance might testify, not everyone is taken in by bluster and hype.

SHOW STAR RATING (out of five): **

August 2003
Chris Wilson



Rob Brydon - Marion and Geoff, Assembly Rooms, Edinburgh

This is a brilliant show.

Rob Brydon totally triumphed as he brought his Marion and Geoff TV character - divorcee Keith - to the Edinburgh stage for the first time.

Brydon is a very clever performer who managed to have his cake and eat it, denying his ability to respond quickly to audience comments while proving just the opposite.

The self-effacing and over-optimistic outlook of the character was itself funny, quite apart from the sharpness of his lines and occasional hilarious use of accents. It takes a great performer to do an American accent while still sounding Welsh.

The way he used slides was also very sharp. Even the way they had been written was true to Keith's character and won laughs.

All ages and many nationalities enjoyed a show that was popular but far distinctly quirky in its sense of humour.

A smasher!

SHOW STAR RATING (out of five): *****

August 2003
Chris Wilson



Die, Pleasance Dome, Edinburgh

Brand X Promotions' latest ghoulish offering is as compelling as it bizarre.

The puppetry, singing, acting and sickness of the humour are remarkable, as a story of life in hell is told.

It is chilling but, at times, hilarious experience. Dead Elvis and the Rotting Brat Pack spring to mind.

It is not for the sensitive or faint-hearted.

SHOW STAR RATING (out of five): ****

August 2003
Chris Wilson


Mark Felgate - Freelance Fool, Pleasance Dome, Edinburgh

Ventriloquist-without-a dummy Mark Felgate is without a doubt a talented performer.

His voice-throwing skills are superb and comedy timing is excellent.

Unfortunately he was let down in this full-length show by insufficient high-quality material.

Felgate had perhaps enough top gags for a first-rate half-an-hour show. Spinning it out to twice that time span was stretching the comedy envelope too far.

All the same, there were some strong ideas there and his use of slides was imaginative to the point of surreality.

What the genial Mark needs to do is the keep the best material from this show and enrich it with new gags throughout the coming year to make a triumphant return to the Fringe in 2004.

SHOW STAR RATING (out of five): ***

August 2003
Chris Wilson
  September 2002 – July 2003
Rob Rouse and James Holmes, Barnstormers Comedy, Lewes, East Sussex

What a marvellous club this is, bringing some of my favourite young comics to within a five-minute walk of my home!

The big cheeses on the Christmas bill were Rob Rouse and James Holmes - stand-ups with very different styles and equally innovative takes on their craft.

Holmes is a shock joker, hitting the audience hard with an account of his gayness and, curiously, details of what he won't do in bed.

His delivery is friendly and confident, so the crowd liked him, despite its clear discomfort with his material.

It seemed that would have gone down a storm down the road in Brighton is still able to shock slightly in-land.

Despite that, Holmes is a strong and original act - a showbiz-obsessed queen with a hugely-affable take on life.

Rob Rouse also has a pleasant and natural style which gives him a whooping headstart over many comics.

His substantial stage experience and gift for improvisation make him an all-weather comedian who is never likely to die on stage.

But he is at his strongest when doing his stand-up or musical routines and revealing the wicked streak behind the big grin.

A top night!

SHOW STAR RATING (out of five): ****

Chris Wilson
Barnstormers Comedy, Lewes, East Sussex  
 THIS monthly comedy club in a former church is coming on in leaps and bounds.

It pulled an audience of at least 70 people - all of whom were up for a Sunday night of comedy. Compere Kevin Precious warmed them up beautifully in his trademark deadpan style.

First act on was David Haddingham who is a very competent performer with some good jokes. Some of his material, however, seemed a little puerile and weak - and you were also left with the impression that he was not putting his all into the gig.

On the other hand, comedy magician Mandy Muden was really going for it. She raised the energy level in the room considerably with a high-pace succession of daft, failed tricks and silly gags.

Perhaps she overdid her persona - "slapper in desperate need of a shag" - and tried too hard to find gay men in the audience (why?) but it was an enjoyable performance all the same.

The undoubted highlight of the show was Hal Cruttenden.

Hal just gets better and better. . . he has fantastic delivery, a real feeling for its audience and superb material.

He lifted the roof of this creaky old church of a venue - and made it a memorable night. It becomes clearer by the day that Hal is going to be star.

SHOW STAR RATING (out of five): ****
Chris Wilson

Reviews Archive: September 2001 - August 2002

Edinburgh Fringe 2002
 
NewsRevue 2002, C, Edinburgh

THE format of a gang of comics performing satiric sketches and songs accompanied by a pianist is as old as the hills.

So it was suprising to see the extent to which this year's cast - cherry-picked from the long-running show at London's Canal Cafe Theatre - made it fresh.

From the Queen Mother's death to fatal rail crashes to Osama bin Laden, nothing was out of bounds. Indeed, the sickest material proved the most successful at getting laughs.

Therein lies the rub for a live revue. In terms of taste, the writers and performers have to push the envelope to create a sense of excitement, while hoping not to upset their audience.

It worked a treat. The vicious attack on film star Kate Winslet was well received, as were cruel jibes at members of the Royal Family (dead and alive) and Paul McCartney, his wife and clan.

The show - starring Bea Holland, Iain Davie, Dan Fox and Samantha Sanns - was slickly directed by Odette Abbot, with Chad Le Long as musical director and Emma Taylor as producer.

All of them should feel pleased with their work.

STAR RATING (out of five): ****
Chris Wilson



Ich Bin Produkt, CO2, Edinburgh

IRISHMAN James Goldsbury is not a fully-formed comedian.

His stand-up routines fell painfully between two chairs: neither observationally accurate enough to strike a chord of recognition with his audience, nor sufficiently surreal to get away with it.

Coupled with this gaffe, his performance skills were weak and he lacked the quality of material to sustain an hour of comedy.

You cannot get away with shamefully-poor routines about G-strings or why women cannot use mobile phones. His women's voices were hopeless and the conversations he enacted utterly lacking in credibility.

In mitigation, Goldsbury was playing in front of an audience of seven people at an appalling venue - a white-washed cellar bar with no atmosphere.

He would have been better advised to share a Fringe show with three others at a decent venue, so he could have filtered down his material to the best 15 minutes and really worked it.

As Goldsbury rambled on, failing even to put down a heckler, you ended up feeling sorry for him.

But the shambolic finale, in which he panicked his way through 50 bleary impressions, deserves every criticism.

STAR RATING (out of five): *
Chris Wilson



Lucy Porter, Gilded Balloon, Edinburgh

SHE may be small but Lucy Porter certainly has great charm and presence on stage.

Her smiling face warmed the room and she wasted no time in flirting outrageously with the audience.

She kicked off with some good gags in routines about getting drunk in Edinburgh, her school gym teacher and gymnastics displays.

The problem was there was a somewhat 1980s feel to her act. The jokes were fresh but the the subject matter was not. It was competent stand-up but not very exciting or adventurous.

The same could be said of the first of her characters - a Sloaney boutique owner. Unfortunately, the accent was extremely similar to her normal voice, while the quality of material dipped.

The second character - President BushÕs spirituality adviser - was better formed, more original and far funnier. But the voice-overs that accompanied both characters were weakly scripted.

All the same, it was an enjoyable performance by Porter. She is a very sound club act with much going for her.

However, she needs to stretch herself more as a writer and performer to produce comedy that is distinctive and exhilarating.

STAR RATING (out of five): ***
Chris Wilson



Brian Damage and Krysstal Go Pear Shaped at Midnight, Holyrood Tavern, Edinburgh

THIS must be the longest comedy show at the Fringe this year and possibly the best value.

At three hours with 15 different acts, it felt like a stand-up marathon with all the highs and lows of a long distance run.

Brian Damage was an excellent compere. He has his grumpy persona down to a tee and knows his tight musical set backwards.

His wife Vicky plays his intellectually-challenged sidekick Krysstal and together they are like a good old music hall double-act - as daft and charming as they are funny and the perfect cement for a line-up of acts ranging from the highly-professional to the unashamedly amateurish.

It was wild.

The highlights included Phil Zimmerman's pigeon hate routine - an inspired piece of physical comedy that has enormous potential; young comedian Laurie Crowther's punchy and promising performance, and David Jackson's sickly surreal take on life.

The evening had started with a classical music performance by three-piece string outfit, Pluck - a fact easily forgetten later when Lloydy the Illegal Street Trader was chucking around a kidney.

Madly wonderful!

STAR RATING (out of five): ****
Chris Wilson



Gavin and Gavin - Full English Breakfast, Pleasance, Edinburgh

IT is unusual to encounter a comedy double-act who appear totally out of place on stage.

But the Gavin sisters may well be the exception that proves the rule.

Their material was, to put it kindly, unoriginal: verbatim chunks of Ali G, hammy rasta accents, nattering northern and Irish women - just about every cliche in the book.

The vast majority of the audience watched the show unravel in stunned silence. It was a truly abysmal performance that did them no credit.

It was certainly true the Gavin girls were not helped by their venue, the Pleasance Cellar. There was no staging or cantilevered seating with the result that most of the audience could not clearly see the performers for much of the show.

But that does not excuse the Gavins' appalling attempts at doing accents, the extreme weakness of their material and the unforgivable 'Is it because I is black?' Ali G rip-off.

By the time half an hour of performance had passed, members of the audience were stealthily gathering their belongings, evidently longing to get out.

You couldn't blame them. STAR RATING (out of five): *
Chris Wilson



Madame Galina - Ballet Star Galactica , Pleasance Dome, Edinburgh

MADAME GALINA is sensational.

From the second she stepped on stage, the overweight and exiled Russian prima ballerina - also known as character comedian Yestyn Evans - had total mastery of the room.

She/he used the ruse that Arts Council inspectors were on their way - and the crowd needed to be rapidly trained up as a 'ballet audience'.

Monitors were appointed, a dancing partner auditioned and suitable plaudits rehearsed amid a heady blast of sexual innuendo and school-ma'mish discipline. It was brilliantly written and fantastically funny.

It was hard to believe that a show of this high calibre was playing to a room that was only one third full. It deserved to be selling out every night of the week.

As a piece of comedy acting, the role was beautifully underplayed, skilfully reined back.

But what made it special was that Evans was not just an overweight comic larking around in a tutu and tights. He is a trained ballet dancer, and despite his bulk, and can pirouette for Britain.

The result was a show that wasn't over until the fat lady danced. . .

STAR RATING (out of five): *****
Chris Wilson



McCloud and Black, Pleasance, Edinburgh

FEMALE double-act McCloud and Black spent their entire show playing two posh scrubbers who worked in an office.

From the outset, it was clearly heavily influenced by Absolutely Fabulous's Edina and Patsy, with incessant bitchy talk and drunken and sluttish behaviour.

Unfortunately, McCloud and Black lacked the great performance skills of Jennifer Saunders and Joanna Lumley, and their script was lamentable compared with any AbFab episode.

They just about made the characters work, but there was a dearth of good punchlines and witty put-downs.

The highlight of the show was the films they had made featuring disgraceful episodes: one of them walking around town with her bum showing; a James Bond-style punch-up between the two of them, and one woman pushing the other around the streets on a swivel chair.

But these interludes didn't make up for the lack of a cogent plot.

Where should they take it from here? They need to have a hard think about whether to continue with these characters.

If they decide to, McCloud and Black will have to work much harder on their writing to give this legs.

STAR RATING (out of five): **
Chris Wilson


Rory Bremner, Assembly, Edinburgh


IT took only a single glance at the audience to see how mainstream Rory Bremner has become: elderly couples in their Sunday best sat beside the middle-aged with only a sprinkling of younger generations.

Indeed, a besuited Bremner broke the ice with an old gag before rolling out his original material.

But from there on in, there was wonderful political comedy from the master of mimicry.

Bremner's impression of Tony Blair was as remarkable as his take on Labour's failings - in an effective attack on the Government's record.

The audience may not entirely have agreed with him, or even understood all the gags, but the speed and verve of Bremner's performance carried the night.

In some ways, however, he was too ambitious, rattling through what seemed like scores of impressions and occasionally missing the mark.

His Iain Duncan Smith impression was not quite right, having the tone of the Conservative leader's voice but missing its edge. Bremner's Simon Bates voice lacked bass and his Graham Norton was not sufficiently camp.

All the same, it was a very funny and enjoyable start to his Edinburgh run.

STAR RATING (out of five): ****
Chris Wilson



The Funjabis 'Lovin A Sorna Gora' (Lovin' A Nice White Boy), Club West @ Crowne Plaza, Edinburgh

IF you went to this show expecting a crib of Goodness Gracious Me, you were in for a big surprise.

The Funjabis had a very different take on Asian culture - less caustic than their better-known rivals but, nonetheless, very enjoyable.

The show was a playlet/pantomime - a satirical Bollywood love story which really did not take itself terribly seriously.

This was both its strength and weakness. The audience clearly felt at ease with the production, forgiving a creeping amateurish that should not have been there.

It was a well-rounded affair - with spirited dancing and singing, some amusing sketches and highly-commendable all-round performances by Mamta Anand, Sody Singh Kahlon and David Capstick.

The plot - an Asian girl wants an arranged marriage but then falls for a rich white toff - was more fun than funny and, at times, good lines were few and far between. But the show had an uplifting quality that is surprisingly unusual in comedy.

You left feeling a little bit happier, having spent a pleasant hour losing yourself in a comedic fairytale.

STAR RATING (out of five): ***
Chris Wilson



Francesca Martinez - I'mperfect, Pleasance, Edinburgh

JUST in case you didn't know, Francesca Martinez has celebral palsy - around which she bases much of her comedy.

This is an observation rather than a criticism because she has proved herself a very talented performer who's turned her condition into a comedy goldmine.

Martinez was enormously charismatic on stage - drawing the audience into her secret world of humiliation at the doctor's, on a first-date at an Italian restaurant or being hassled by a shop security guard.

As so often in comedy, the real stories shone out while the nonsense fell a little flat.

But the real problem with the show was its structure. Martinez drifted from one piece of material to another without logical progression.

A good director might have brought more order to the production, enhancing the impact of what was excellent comedy with an important message - that we are all different, all special.

You sensed there was more beneath the surface than came out. In passing, she mentioned God numerous times but performed no material on how she felt about Him.

She was determined to venture into territory about British arms sales to India and Pakistan but failed to find a decent punchline.

Nonetheless, the show had much to commend it.

The episodes from her past - beautiful played out with the help of fellow comedian Markus Birdman - lifted the performance.

From Francesca in a Wonderbra to her occasional descent into sick humour, the show was full of pleasant surprises.

And the water pistol gag and the grand finale, in which she cut an audience member's hair very badly, were absolutely hilarious.

As for the perfection question, I can happily accept Francesca Martinez is perfect - but her comedy still has a little way to go.

STAR RATING (out of five): ****
Chris Wilson



Ricky Grover, Gilded Balloon, Edinburgh

IN his first hour-long Edinburgh show, the larger-than-life Grover strides on in his boxing gear with his vintage stand-up set of 20 minutes (admittedly, 18 minutes longer than an Audley Harrison bout).

This is promptly followed by Buller ("I'm nice - OH, YE, I'M NICE BUT DON'T UPSET ME!").

Ricky previously showcased Buller on The 11 O'Clock Show when he appeared in a prison cell.

This time he's on the loose with a live audience - and you are not safe at the back (who said only the front row gets picked on in comedy clubs?).

Finally, to fill the hour, Ricky appears as himself and explains the background to the show and his life, including his first job (a jewellers!), his family and his therapy.

His closing medley is how his life (and underpants) have changed over 25 years.

STAR RATING (out of five): ***and a half
Peter Merrett



Oram and Meeten, Pleasance, Edinburgh

STEVE ORAM and Tom Meeten are undoubtedly a talented duo.

They have done some great stuff in the past and there was a sense of expectation for this show.

But it proved a big disappointment. Certainly there were laughs to be had, but they popped up all too infrequently in a show that was held back by mediocre material.

This was a shame, because the performances were good.

The show got off to as bloated start, with an audience interaction section followed by a visual joke about scaring a baby in a cot which was initially very funny, but went on for too long.

It was returned to later in a manner that smacked of padding in a show lasting 50 minutes.

On the plus side, Tom Meeten, who at times in the past had seemed overshadowed by his partner, has become much funnier, and his depiction of a giggling simpleton village idiot-like character was brilliant.

Another potential gem in the show was thrown away, when a tall gangly mystery guest performer came on to do silly things in even sillier costumes.

Steve would then come on and tell the guy to leave, as if that was where the laugh lay.

But it was too false, and the laughs would surely have flowed if the gooning and ganglings had been authorised.

The main theme was the absurdity of mundane things.

There was a slide slow about Steve and Tom working together in a supermarket.

What we actually see are shots of them in swimming trunks, nowhere near any supermarket. Basically a funny idea, but it somehow lacked inspiration.

Possibly the funniest part of the show was Steve's bizarre Dingo song in which an unwilling and incompetent Meeten is followed around the room and pressed up against the walls and pillars.

But the sketch about three Scandinavians watching a chicken lay an egg was noweher near as funny as it sounds, its highlight being Meeten's sudden startling resemblance to Michael Palin.

Well, perhaps that is a good omen.

STAR RATING (out of five): ***
Comedy Spy



Omid Djalili, Pleasance, Edinburgh

OMID DJALILI has been one of the hottest tickets at this year's Fringe, which is quite an achievement for a show largely focussed on addressing the status quo after September 11.

Djalili, the only Iranian comic in town, is a man with a mission - using humour to fire creative bullets at the ingrained perceptions which lead to hatred and conflict.

He makes fun of President Bush and Tony Blair and Yasser Arafat and Ariel Sharon.

And he ridicules the BBC for the manner in which they wheel out the same unrepresentative nutter each time they claim to be presenting the Islamic view.

Well, let's hear from the Ku Klux Klan to redress the balance, he implores, to storms of laughter.

The laughter level, however, never quite builds into the expected all-englufing wave tonight.

But it is a measure of Djalili's skill as a performer, that, even on an off night, he still delivers a highly enjoyable show.

At one point, in keeping with a bad day at the office, the microphone conks out, but Djalili turns this to his advantage by launching into a Spandau Ballet song/Iranian remix.

He begins the evening speaking in an Iranian accent, then drops the pretence and goes into middle class English, revealing, hilariously, that he got into stand-up after the buzz of realising he was the second funniest person in the office.

Behind Keith in Accounts. Whatever happened to Keith? We are not told.

Never mind, there are Godzilla impressions, though not nearly enough of them, the usual range of silly faces and voices, and when a joke falls flat, or fails to get the laughter it deserves - "this is hilarious, you're just a shit audience" - it's the cue for the imfamous Djalili belly dancing.

There are some earnest moments, but just when you think Djalili is about to get too serious, he throws in a pefectly timed funny-bomb.

The show features a false ending with our man fading into the shadows.

But his place in the spotlight is assured.

STAR RATING (out of five): ****
Comedy Spy



Daily Telegraph Open Mic Award Final, Pleasance, Edinburgh

AN afternoon start for the thrusting wannabes - presumably to keep them all sober. But it didn't stop compere Chris Addison biting the hand that feeds him, with a few remarks about the sponsor. With the crowd warmed up, Addison reeled on the first act for the allotted eight minutes.


Ria Lina claims to be from "Bucking-ham-shire", before admitting her American accent and dark skin colour give her away. She breaks into song using her banjo to reveal her father is German and he met her mum through a catalogue.  Her material to music is excellent and she would have been in the judges' mind come the finish.

Assembled from the comedy world to make the big decision were Dave Gorman, Simon Day and Mackenzie Crook, plus Sarah Sands, The Daily Telegraph's small but perfectly-formed Deputy Editor.

Next on, James Bench-Capon, a posh bloke with a name that would not be out of place in the Telegraph newsroom. He came dressed in immaculate suit and tie, looking a prime candidate for a job on the Torygraph's comment desk. His assorted one liners included stuff on feng-shui.

Third up, Paul Kerensa, is ginger and 24. Or is it auburn?
Also suited and booted, I sit in a packed audience at the Pleasance with shorts on and wondering if I read the invitation wrong. Kerensa was good at maths and produced flip charts. I can't help thinking this must have impressed Dave Gorman.

Next on Stan Stanley with very sharp observations on a suggestion for a medieval cook show and the way Michael Buerk links to the weather on the BBC News - all of it delivered with a cutting style. He didn't bother wearing a suit.

Final act of the first five was Matthew Reed who started with a long visual gag on a quiet Christmas then finished with a song about nicotine.

Sixth on was Mark Watson, a young Bristolian wearing a T-shirt and khaki trousers who dissects sod's law and army recruit adverts. Crucially, he had judge Dave Gorman in stitches.

Laid-back, Gary Delaney appears next with a cracking line about Winnie the Pooh. He strolls along effortlessly with one liners on Amnesty International, penguins, ladies in waiting and an Israeli flatmate.

Next is the lovely Hils Barker, who like Delaney has already featured in the BBC new act competition final. Her observations are on letters to the Daily Mail and how neutral Switzerland is, before she pulls out her guitar and demonstrates how British acts have hijacked latino music.

Steve Hall's material touches upon the fact that he is a charity shop gypsy (no argument from me). He is a Steve Coogan-lookalike and even sound-a-like but he has a tame ending to his set.

Finally, Katie Walsh with ponytail and glasses looks like a teacher and, maybe, if her resume said she was a teacher or indeed winner of a new act competition, I'd check it out as she describes how lies on CVs are only exaggerations.

A tough choice for the judges, as I could only narrow it down to four, and even changed my mind on the order of those before Sarah Sands arrived on stage to announce the result.

A special commendation to Stan Stanley, but the overall winner  was Mark Watson. Accepting the award and cheque for £2,000 Watson modestly commented: "I thought two or three had trumped me today."

Dave Gorman remarked afterwards: "He's the only one who didn't remind me of anyone else."

STAR RATING (out of five): ****
The Gag Police



Phil Nichol, The Things I Like I Lick, Pleasance, Edinburgh

PHIL NICHOL is a picture of composure as he strolls onstage, beaming and basking in the audience's rapturous reception.

He then delivers a few conventionally-structured jokes which elicit a mixture of groans and titters.

But wait. This is all designed to lull the crowd into a false sense of security. They are about to be bombarded with a whirlwind of inspired angst-ridden lunacy, during which anyone present might at any moment be licked.

This happens to a very shiny-topped bald headed man in the front row - several times actually - as Nicol develops an alarming taste for his bonce.

Other victims simply get hugged or kissed or have silly newspaper hats placed on their heads by the sweat-soaked spittle sprayer from Canada.

Nicol's level of intensity is astonishing and you wonder if he can possibly keep it up over an hour. But he does.

He is a master at communicating truth about himself by pulling the audience - sometimes literally - into his world, and the story about being arrested after an altercation with a moronic Virgin Trains ticket inspector is funny because you can see it happening. Yes, this guy really knows how to lose the plot.

The title of the show came about out of a conversation with a friend, who told him in a dark moment of despair, that he should make a list of all the things he liked.

Nicol's depression was born of a disastrous year of bad luck, which, in addition to being arrested, saw his long-term girlfriend dump him, the loss of his savings, a random attack by a Tube lunatic who broke his nose and a freak accident that tore a muscle in his testicles. All of which left him unable to perform in the bedroom or on the stage.

But in a perfect example of the Buddhist principle of turning poison into medicine, Nicol channels all the frustration of that time into his performance.

In fact, his gloom, doom and misery about the pain of it all comes close to being a good and serious rock song, Radiohead-style.

He just needs to make it slightly less funny. The audience loved it.

Each show concludes with a surprise devised by a friend of Nicol who appears on stage.

On the night of this review, it features Nicol in an Elvis outfit and falls flat in spectacular style.

But normal service is resumed with a whirlwind rendition of a song about all the things he likes to lick.

Baldies beware!

STAR RATING (out of five): ****
Comedy Spy



Goodbye Seattle Coffee Company - Julian Fox, Pleasance Attic, Edinburgh

EVERY year at the Fringe, I hope and pray for brilliant new comedy talent that comes straight out of left field.

And in former Royal Shakespeare Company doorman Julian Fox, this year my prayers have been answered.

This man is a little comic genius - obsessed with inspecting coffee houses, drawing Duran Duran's Simon Le Bon and keeping his own sad journal.

In this wondrous show, Fox hits on attributes that are very British - anal retentiveness coupled with a willingness to accept your lousy job.

Taking pride in something you have nicked, building afresh out of someone else's work.

His style was nervous/camp/articulate - somewhat like the stand-up comedian Paul Foot's, only far more so.

Fox's songs epitomised the angst of a London-living, flat-sharing, rent-paying generation - people seeking solace in an affordable luxury such as the products of the late, lamented Seattle Coffee Company (now part of Starbucks).

It was an extraordinary show which saw the crowd applauding long after it would have left most other shows.

Superb and sublime.

STAR RATING (out of five): *****
Chris Wilson



Scott Capurro, Assembly Rooms, Edinburgh 

WHEN you have shocked and shocked, where is there left to go?

This question sprang to mind after seeing San Franciscan comedian Scott Capurro failing to fill a smallish venue - despite his notoriety and undoubtedly enormous comedy skills.

During the show, you found yourself liking and pitying him in equal measure.

His performance was essentially one long (and hilarious) bitch about his sad life as a gay sex hunter and man who would happily say anything to make a passing impression.

Yes, he returned to Holocaust humour, although only tentatively this year.

And Capurro ran through a gumut of gay sexual practices - from rimming to fisting.

He even found a young gay man in the audience, accompanied by his mother, and embarrassed both of them by climbing on top of the lad to demonstrate 'tea-bagging'.

Admittedly, it was extremely funny to watch.

Capurro is laid-back in his style but very quick in wit, intelligent and super-cynical.

His problem now, perhaps, is that there is no control switch. He'll say anything to shock, whether it is funny or not.

This was fine when he was trying to make his name as a young comic, but now he is a 39-year-old, no one is particularly bothered any more, and he could be applying his comedy talents far more effectively.

Capurro is a gay Bill Hicks. The attributes that have guided his comedy could also destroy him.

Gratuitous sex is apparently Capurro's Achilles Heel.

After describing some of the unusual sexual acts he performs with strangers, he accused a married man of only attending the show to try to have sex with him.

You got the impression, however, that even Capurro himself was tired of his act.

He is a five-star comedian, currently firing on three cylinders.

Capurro is a great talent but desperately needs to reinvent himself to win back the attention of the public.

STAR RATING (out of five): ****
Chris Wilson



Thoughts of a Noble Mind - Simon Munnery, The Stand, Edinburgh

BURIED in the small print of Simon Munnery's highly-entertaining show is a great new idea for all struggling ventriloquists: come on stage with a metal bucket over your head.

And here's another thought: If people persecute you for wearing a bucket, on stage or off, don't get annoyed, don't shout, you'll only deafen yourself.

This is just a droplet from a torrent of good jokes that Munnery delivers to great effect in his deadpan style.

The show was cleverly structured with a mad visual act by Andrew Bailey in the middle, which nonetheless went on a tad too long, before Munnery returned with a different coloured bucket on his head.

There was a bizarre musical build-up during which expectaions were stoked by a countdown of the number of minutes till showtime.

Then, with great drama, Munnery appears, or fails to, dressed in a medieval orange outfit, with bucket on head, and a ball and chain in hand.

You might think the novelty of such a visual joke would quickly wear off, but the quality of Munnery's material while inside the bucket, and the authority of his delivery extracts maximum mileage from it.

However, the bucket, by virtue of its eventual removal, is really just a device to allow Munnery to be himself and deliver some clever thoughts on the twisted ways of the world.

These appear in lists, and diagrams and songs and self-deprecating one-liners.

He gives us his thought-provoking and very funny wisdom on subjects like God and money and sex.

For instance, rules for making love to a woman - don't, why stoke the volcano of grief?

Also, he conclusively proves, by way of a very funny joke, that the chicken came before the egg.

He offers a great tip for smokers trying to quit. Take up the harmonica. It engages the hands and mouth and simply produces notes instead of cancer.

Then with typically-perfect timing, he delivers the pay-off - but the harmonica is not as popular in restaurants.

The show ends with Munnery inviting the audience to don buckets and join him outside for a singalong in the poetically pouring rain. Great fun.

STAR RATING (out of five): ****
Comedy Spy



Jimeoin, Assembly Rooms, Edinburgh

JIMEOIN is the ultimate feel-good comedian.

The brilliant Irishman - who moved to Australia and became one of its biggest comedy names - is a fantastic observational physical comic.

He wins huge laughs out of body language and human psychology: material ranging from which days of the week girls can and cannot tart themselves up to how farmers feel about the colour of their tractors.

But he never humiliates the people in his audience. If he picks up a handbag from someone in the crowd, he does not go prying inside like Graham Norton would.

Instead he walks around with it, finding humour and enjoyment in carrying something strange and new.

The large audience of Australian, British, American and many other nationalities was united in laughter.

It was a shame that at times background noise from an adjacent theatre intruded upon the performance.

But that took nothing away from Jimeoin's comedy greatness.

STAR RATING (out of five): *****
Chris Wilson



Daniel Kitson - Something, Pleasance, Edinburgh

DANIEL KITSON is brilliant at making his life sound funny.

The 25-year-old - who looks a bit like a 50-year-old woman - had his audience in gales of laughters with his stories of joining a pro-cannabis march (because it seemed the quickest way to get home), arguing with a bus driver who he'd called a prick, and almost getting a pasting at the hands of a drunken squaddie.

His stage persona is perfect.

And although he says he lacks social confidence, Kitson is supremely confident when performing - even hugging a man in the front row who was upset for reasons which were unclear.

Kitson is enormously talented and idiosyncratic in his outlook.

He divides the people he does not like into "knobs" or "cunts" - they have to be one or the other.

He claims to believe in there being only one possible soulmate for him, who he reckons is probably staying at home to avoid "the cunts".

If Kitson really believes this bollocks, it is very sad. Good relationships are built on partners respecting their differences as well as enjoying their common interests.

If he is looking for a mirror image of himself in a lover, he will have to marry a female clone of himself - as he won't find it in a natural woman.

Something to think about.

STAR RATING (out of five): Four-and-a-half
Chris Wilson



Hal, Amused Moose Comedy at Smirnoff Underbelly, Edinburgh

HAL CRUTTENDEN is a gifted performer.

His training as an actor was evident in the effective way he delivered his routines to the audience.

And his material was high quality and as tight as a drum - with hardly a redundant syllable or comma.

I have seen Hal perform on many occasions and love it when he takes his audience on flights of fancy about the tooth fairy, scary monsters, Army ads or a host of other subjects.

This was just such a night.

The crowd were up for it and roared their way through his routines, as Cruttenden switched between camp and macho voices, politics and the bathroom, genially bantering with them along the way.

Hal is still growing in stature as a stand-up - and has great potential to make it as a big comedy star.

STAR RATING (out of five): Four-and-a-half
Chris Wilson



Billy Watson, Holyrood Tavern, Edinburgh

IT is good to see Scottish comics taking shows to the Fringe - not intimidated by the high standard of many of the international acts.

And local lad Billy Watson certainly put his heart and soul into his show, working the small audience extremely well.

He has excellent confidence and stage presence, but his material needs some attention.

If you tackle such well-worn subjects as the War on Terrorism or internet pornography, you have to find something fresh and funny to say about them.

Watson would benefit from a few months on the London circuit - honing his material and learning where to draw the line.

All the same, I admired his gung-ho dedication to his craft, particularly the story of how he was on stage when he admitted marital infidelity for the first time - and his wife was in the audience.

STAR RATING (out of five): ***
Chris Wilson



Rob Deering - The Facts, Pleasance, Edinburgh

IT is not long since Rob Deering was doing open spots on the London comedy circuit. Yet he has been moving like lightning up the ranks of the stand-up world.

His debut Edinburgh Fringe show is a remarkable achievement for a relatively-new performer.

Deering harnesses his amiable personality, ready supply of gags and undoubted musical and physical comedy skills to deliver a well-honed and highly enjoyable performance.

The show is loosely autobiographical - taking in Deering's childhood quiz show appearances, manifold hair styles and obsession with James Bond theme tunes (which makes an excellent finale).

The material is good but the pace - at preview, at least - a little sluggish at times.

But have no doubt, this is a show well worth seeing and a performer with oodles of potential to produce great comedy.

STAR RATING (out of five): ****
Chris Wilson